Rabbi's Message

Dear <~~First~~>,

At time of publication we are still waiting to hear whether the Eruv will be operational this Shabbat or not. Please keep an eye out for our email which will be sent as soon as we have confirmation. 

On behalf of Rebbetzen Henya and all of us at South Head best wishes for a Good Shabbos.

JLI 5769 Courses 4, 5 & 6 
Registrations open ~ contact Helen 9371 7300 ext 4 or email 

Hey there everyone! Childrens' Services resume this week: featuring Tefillah, Torah study, games, and snacks, Every Friday night at 5:45 pm and Shabbat day at 10:30 am. Please look at the signs in the foyer for the correct locations for your child. Bless the Kids will be Shabbos day August 2 for all kids aged 0 - 8. Every child will be able to make a Kosher edible friendship bracelet or necklace. Make sure you're in shul by 10.30 so you can be called up to the Bimah where you will be blessed by Rabbi and receive a small treat. Don't miss out on being part of South Head's newest tradition.  Next Birthday Shabbos is Friday August 1st for all children whose birthdays are during the Hebrew months of Sivan and Tamuz. Please RSVP by fax or email to the Shul by no later than July 28th.  _____ Jewish Birthdays: Any child who is having their Jewish birthday during the Hebrew Month of Tammuz, please email us a picture of yourself. _____    For more information about youth programs, contact Rabbi Yossi or Rivky Shuchat at 9371-7300 ext 3, or 0425-323-770  or email Youth@southhead.org Good Shabbos from Rabbi Yossi and Rivky Shuchat

Friday the Rabbi Laughed!

A Classy Lady

Esther Fishbein's husband, Morty, had a few good seasons at work and finally the Fishbeins moved to a fancy shmancy neighborhood. Being just a butcher's daughter from Brooklyn, Esther was hardly sophisticated, but she was desperate to fit in with her wealthy, high class neighbours.

Now that they could afford it, she was determined to become a real lady. She had her home decorated by the most exclusive designer and paid a fortune for genuine antique furniture. She took speech lessons to lose her Brooklyn accent. For a year, she went to finishing school to learn proper manners and behaviour. Finally, Esther decides it's time to show off her new sophistication. But what would be the best way to prove to her fancy neighbours that she was, indeed, one of them? After all, she could hardly invite them to play Mah Johnng. One of her instructors suggests she host a formal tea. She could hire a few musicians to play chamber music, have an English butler serve the tea with little sandwiches. Esther could just picture it! A real swanky affair! So, she sends out printed announcements and invites the ladies to her home.

The day of the party arrives. Her home looks magnificent. The butler is serving. The chamber music is playing. Things are going very well. Esther is fitting right in. In fact, she's the life of the party.

One of the ladies remarks, "Oh! I do so love Beethoven! And Mozart! Don't you just love Mozart?" she asks Esther.

Esther is caught a little off guard. "Oh. Sure. Mozart. I love Mozart. In fact, I just ran into him last week on the A train out to Coney Island..."

Suddenly, conversations stops. The room becomes deathly quiet. The guests quickly make their excuses and leave one by one until Esther is alone with Morty.

Morty says, "I can't believe you did that, Esther! Three million dollars I spend on this house. Six thousand dollars I spend for you to go to finishing school! New clothes! Musicians! A butler! And you ruin it all by saying something like that? How could you be so stupid!? ... Everybody KNOWS the A train doesn't go to Coney Island!!!"

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